Magnus The Red: fight Magnus, he won't do anything, you will win, then he will go into a thousand years of seclusion trying to figure out why he lost.Mortarion: why would you beat up the sick kid with asthma srsly.Roboute Guilliman: no, don't fight guilliman it will turn into a thousand year campaign for him to conquer you and show you the light of Ultramar and Macragge.Ferrus Manus: bring a big magnet to this fight and you will probably emerge triumphant.Sanguinius: do not fight sanguinius what is wrong with you.curze is going to maim and kill you, your family, your friends, your dog, all of their families, your immediate neighbours, their tennis partners and anyone who might be a witness live on camera, destroy your planet and monologue over its remains Just tell him it would be dishonourable to beat you Rogal Dorn: this is a fight you can win.he might see it as a joke and break your arm, or he might not in which case he is going to feed you to hungry dogs and by dogs i mean him, he's going to eat you Jaghatai Khan: the khan is too pissed off at space elves it will be easy to avoid a fight.Perturabo: DON'T FIGHT PERTURABO HE HAS A TANK AND HE WILL RUN YOU OVER.You will lose and probably die but just punch him in the dick he deserves it and will probably like it anyway
I repeat, do NOT fight the Lion he grew up in a murderous jungle and went through 3 years of pointless warfare just to prove a point, the Lion will try to fight you instead, run away
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